MY FRIEND JUST WENT OUT FOR DINNER AND THIS MOTHERFUCKER TURNED UP AT THE WINDOW LIKE HE HAD A FRICKING RESERVATION
GOD DAMMIT AUSTRALIA
five nights at australia
when your leg turns against you
I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING. OMFG.
How do Time Lords even get married or deal with marital problems like
"It’s like I don’t even know who you are anymore! You… You’ve changed, Harold"
"WELL NO BLODDY FUCKING SHIT I GOT HIT BY A BUS SHARON!"
And what if you and your spouse both regenerated while you weren’t around each other?
"Who the fuck are you? This isn’t your house?"
"I fucking live here."
Also I love how sharon and harold are just obviosuly gallifreyan names.
the best moment in any media involving super heroes ever
probably one of my favorite quotes
Elysium (2013) Directed by Neill Blomkamp
Is this the new COD?
just kidding, but seriously,
seems familiar ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
It would be a shame if someone got a hold of the plans for that space station…
From @kozakproductions: “Love me, kiss me, but let’s not hold hands — you hold me in your hand.” #catsofinstagram [source: http://ift.tt/1C2H1I9 ]
Sometimes I make a Georgie burrito if he gets uppity
Dog: I AM SORRY BABY HUMAN! DO NOT CRY ANYMORE! i SHALL BRING YOU MORE TOYS
The cutest thing ever.
Anon hate from the late 1800’s.
What I love most about this is that this person was SO INCENSED at the recipient that they couldn’t even wait the days/weeks it would take for the mail to go through. No, they had to say “FUCK YOU” as soon as fucking possible and, AND, let the recipient that they were not done with the fuck you, nay, this was merely the first volley in what would undoubtably be a dressing down of Biblical proportions.